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"...touching these beads will do the trick..."

Wonderin' how to Use these Beads?

Oph the many ways to phondle these beads, here's one we like to use at Jusayphukket, LLC.
Hand over hand, one bead at a time; slowly rotating phorward, while saying in your mind:
phukket, phuket, phukket, phuket, phukket....



Aphter phondling Phukket™ Beads,
here's what some pholks had to say

"The security line is already snaking back to the ticket counter. You've checked your bag (with plenty of room for take-home goodies). You've shed your parka in favor of a chic (but easily removable) wrap. You're confident that your perfectly pedicured piggies will be admired as you slip off your Manolo's; but the dunderhead in front of you has to remove three layers of coat and jacket, empty 8 oz of keys into the basket, and unlace his alpine hiking boots to make it through TSA's gauntlet! Take a deep breath, phondle your Phukkets, and remember that there's an umbrella drink waiting for you at the end of the ride."

"I was stood up last night. Came to find out that her house was broken into; she walked in on them. I went over and helped her clean up and gave her the phukket beads. They were a hit."

"These beads are GREAT."

"And the Phukket beads, Everyone will get those for Christmas!"

"Her beads make her laugh so much that this morning she called and ordered 6 packages for her friends and family!"

"You can be sure I'll spread the word among an appreciative group. I'll probably send some to my brother in Ireland; it is the sort of humor he appreciates!"

"They are pretty, easily affordable, and have no faults. They don't take up a lot of space. And, most importantly, they really work!"

"The way this disaster has been handled makes me really angry, I do all I can to support those trying to raise people's awareness of what's really happening, but this has pushed me over the edge and I'm seething angry! Time to get my Phukket beads."

"They make me giggle like a child everytime I hear in my mind: phukket, phukket, phukket, phukket, phukket!"

"My sister was in a much better mood as soon as I told her that she was getting phukket beads in the mail!"

"We loved the phukket beads!!!!!!! Where can I get some more? I want to give a bunch as Christmas presents!!!!!!!!"

"What a great gift, Wow! You are creative; Silly, too! Where did you get the English Accent guy on your 888 number?"

"...That goes right along with Grace, reading the insert to your bracelet, she asks: Mommy, what is Phukket? Grace, it means letting go and not sweating the small stuff, but it's kind of a joke a lot of people won't understand, so little girls shouldn't say it. I can't say Phukket? No. Why not? Because I said so. Phucket, Phukket, Phukkkkketttt!!!!!! Then me cracking up, say to Grace: don't DO that! Thanks a lot for bringing me this parenting opportunity!"

"I took the liberty of giving my boss a set of Phukket beads. She flipped. Absolutely loves them. She wants to buy some for Christmas presents."

"...I'm so pleased with my Phukket beads. I wear them with great pride, phor they MAKE me happy and LITE!!! And, I have a constant smile on my phace, 'cause, I have a secret that I only share with Special Phriends until the whole world WAKES UP! CONGRATULATIONS on this AWESOME adventure!!! =:) May you all prosper as you assist the world in Lightening UP!!!"

"The beads were a huge success this weekend at our Healing Heart retreat. The facilitator even used them in one of the healings! I am going to need more...."

"The beads are beyond making me laugh. Receiving them as a gift has made my day!"

"What fun! Thanks so much!"

"Thank you for the beads... I am so impressed what a brilliant idea I hope you make a fortune!"

"After everything is said and done, proclaiming Phukket can be profound... not profain."

"Took the ones you sent me over to my grandson for his 17th birthday. He, his family and friends were all absorbed in the Dallas Cowboy football game; they were behind, but when I brought the Phukket Beads in, they all got involved laughing and listening while I read the poem.... Cowboys lost by one touchdown, but it didn't matter cause we had Phukket beads!"

"... I think that you guys just SO hit it on the head with this product... it just made me crack up!"

"Phantastic!! What phun, phabulous and phrivilous phrabications! Puts me in a pheelin' good mood to visit your niphty & utterly creative site.


Soon you too can add your comments to the ever growing list of happy souls who phondle Phukket Beads. Ready to Order?
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Lookin for Phukket™ Beads in your Hood?
Try these local Retailers:

Beaver Dam Market • Troy, VA • 434-295-1313
Crystal Magic • Sedona, AZ • 928-282-1622
Wolf Walker Collection • Taos, NM • 505-737-5686
Garden & Soul Greeting Cards, Art & Gifts • Taos, NM • 505-751-1825

 

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Is there a place you want to see Phukket Beads carried?
Email us with the inpho and we'll give 'em a holler!

 

A special message phrom the pholks at Jusayphukket LLC:
Have a Phukket Day!

 

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